okay so they’re both officially precious
i cant wait to see everyone else ;u;
>You stumble upon her. Literally. You trip over her. Brilliant move. Face-plant.
You yelp and basically leap up into the tree above you, hiding among the branches and leaves.
You are dumb.
You sit there for a little, trying to talk despite your face being smushed on the ground.
Vell hello to you, too!
You’re actually shaking from fear. Flashbacks from the last encounter with him kept coming up. You take a ragged breathe and close your eyes tightly.
.. Hhhhello.
Are you okay, da? Or eez my ears steel d’reengeeng?
> Hey, didn’t you have someone living with you?
You don’t wanna talk about it.
> Go search for the douche.
No.
> Do it.
Okay.
You head out in search of the psionic that was supposedly living with you, then.
“Heading out” being sitting at the base of a tree and hoping he didn’t just stumble upon you or something.
> Wimp.
Whatever.
>You stumble upon her. Literally. You trip over her. Brilliant move. Face-plant.
You yelp and basically leap up into the tree above you, hiding among the branches and leaves.
You are dumb.
You sit there for a little, trying to talk despite your face being smushed on the ground.
Vell hello to you, too!
> Hey, didn’t you have someone living with you?
You don’t wanna talk about it.
> Go search for the douche.
No.
> Do it.
Okay.
You head out in search of the psionic that was supposedly living with you, then.
“Heading out” being sitting at the base of a tree and hoping he didn’t just stumble upon you or something.
> Wimp.
Whatever.
>You stumble upon her. Literally. You trip over her. Brilliant move. Face-plant.
The rest of the kids! Jake’s might take a second to understand.
Bonus:
((JANE OMG))
((Jane is quite tempting…))
OKAY. I DID 6 MORE. I guess I got all the super ridiculous and dirty ones out of the way on the first batch.





